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Scrubs :

Dr. Kelso: Perry: your lips, my ass.. they should meet.
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Carla: Hey, Dr. Cox. You wanna put in for some lottery tickets?
Dr. Cox: Oh gosh, Carla! I would, I really would! But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning!
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Jordan: Uh, Perry, this is your son. Not a rescued pit bull. Give hime a kiss.
Cox: Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy and I'm just not real big on kissing guys. I mean, when my father wanted to show me affection, he would just purposely miss when he threw bottles at my head.
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Elliot: JD, I really don't wanna do this. Can't we just go home, and put on our PJs and watch "Grey's Anatomy"?
JD: Oh, I do love that show. It's like they've been watching our lives and just... put it on TV
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Dr. Kelso: If I wanted to waste my breath, I would have given my wife CPR last night when she went into cardiac arrest.
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Turk: Mothers and daughters, they talk so fast but they talk so true
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Jordan: Why is there an intern in my bathroom? It's not my birthday.
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Elliott: I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians
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JD: I have to get ready man. I want my date with Kim to be perfect. What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?
Turk: Ooh, like you and I did for your birthday.
JD: Yeah but except this time with two horses
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JD (à propos de Gilmore Girls) : I am so mad at Lorelei I can't even talk right now.

Veronica Mars :

Keith: So. Senior year. How was your first day of school, honey?
Veronica: Great. I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money, and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no premarital sex?
Veronica: Oh. Yeah. Yes. But don't worry, Dad — I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.
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Veronica: I should go because my dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
Logan (whispering): Then he's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: And that telescope is mounted on a rifle.
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Deputy: The Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
Veronica: My answer was final, I will not go to prom with him!
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Officer: Number four, step forward!
Logan: Oh, wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent, and my publicist, for always shooting me from the left side.
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Jane: Guess you never know where true love's gonna find you.
Veronica: If it comes looking for me, I'll be over by the espresso machine.
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Veronica: Dad, your hooker's here
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Logan: Don't ask what Logan can do for you, but what you can do for Logan!
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Sherriff Lamb: Still picking winners, huh Veronica?
Veronica: I told you - when I start picking losers, it's all you!
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Mr. Wu: Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just... Asian.
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Veronica: I'm fine, it was just a bad dream.
Keith: Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.
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Cliff: I'm sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.
Veronica: I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.
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Veronica: You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
Weevil: No, but I could see how you might get confused.
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Gia: Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is gonna dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Veronica: Great, now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.
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Duncan: CW?
Clarence Wiedman: It's a done deal!
(la série fait désormais partie de la nouvelle chaîne CW)